The Many Ways The Holidays Make Me Cray Cray

Tis the season for decking the halls and drunk wrangling your uncle into a cab before your aunt files for divorce. That’s right, it’s Christmas. The season of giving. The season of wrapping gifts, paper cuts and scrambling to find those last second teacher’s gift…

Why Having Kids in Sports SUCKS

Listen, I am aware of the benefits team sports have for children, this is one of the reasons both my children are in them. However, there are also many things about having my kids in sports that SUCK complete donkey ass. Having kids in sports…

Dieting is for Dummies

Listen. We have all done it. We have ALL fallen victim to the latest fad diet out there. You know the ones I am talking about. Those stupid ones that want you to count your shitty points. Sure, you can eat whatever you want but…

Why I Hate Fortnite…

If you are a parent of a child that plays video games, you have probably become familiar with Fortnite. Heck, if you as a parent play video games you might also be playing Fortnite. I wouldn’t be surprised if my freaking dog snuck down to…

5 Ways to Survive Parenting Over Summer Break

As a parent, I always look forward to summer break! Spending time with the kids playing with chalk on the driveway or heading for amazing days at the beach is what I look forward to every time. I just know it will so much fun!…

How NOT to Ruin Your Marriage This Summer

Why people in relationships grow apart or allow their love to fade is one of life’s biggest mysteries. Unless you have kids. Then, the answer is as clear as day. They are doing this to you. They are ruining your relationship, time to find a…

Married to the Military…

I married a former sailor who is now living as a land creature. My husband spent a good deal of time sailing the world in the Navy, and he has generally adapted well to civilian life, but there are some things that are so deeply…

Christmas Vomit…

I met Jessica last year at the Newcomers Reception at Blissdom Canada. I quickly corrupted her and taught her how to steal items from the lovely people from Philosophy. Jessica is super kind and very funny and probably one of the cutest people on the…

Perverted Old Man…

This post was not written by me, it was written by my college roomie Cari.  It might sound like its me, because we pretty much talk the same stupid speed about the same stupid nonsense.  I write about her quite a bit, because she is…