Stranger Danger…

How I am screwing up my kids #369

Me:  You CAN ride your bike. Just wear your helmet and stay in the driveway please. And if someone tries to steal you, kick them.

Whirlwind: KICK THEM?

Me: Yup.

Whirlwind:  Can I hit them and scratch their face?

Me: Yup.

Whirlwind: Awesome.

Want to read other ways I am screwing up my kids? Check this out and this and most definitely this.