The Game Store…

My seven year old daughter was recently invited to a birthday party. I asked the Mother if her son would like a gift card for his birthday.  She said yes and suggested a store. Great. Easy peasy. I have averted the dreaded, “Oh, now I…

How To Eat A Penguin….

I recently received a phone call from my 4 year old son. “Hi Momma.” “Hey Big Boy, how was your day today?” “Good. I ate a penguin cookie today. But, it didn’t taste like a penguin. It just tasted like a cookie…” “Oh….” “Yeah. I…

Pulling A Fast One…

I am pretty damn sure my 4 year old is pulling a fast one on me.   If you dug this video please remember to subscribe to it on YouTube. It’s free and it helps me be more awesome.  And if you do dig these…

The Yam…

I’m not really sure how it started. I was in the kitchen cooking supper when I saw a little hand swipe the vegetable. Then I heard the sounds of little feet followed by some giggling and then some serious discussions of who was going to…

Four Hugs A Day…

Recently we took the kids to their first Charlotte Diamond concert. Bot slept through the entire show, but Whirlwind and I became addicted to this song… (Listen to it and then read what happened yesterday)   So… Whirlwind and I cannot quit singing this song….

My Boys DNA…

I try not to make gender a thing in our house. I say ridiculous sounding things like, “there are no such things as boy toys or girl toys. Toys are for everyone.” Ugh… So you can get why I almost tossed my cookies when my 6…

I’m A Downer Today….

Let’s set the scene… 8:55 am on a beautiful sunny Thursday Morning. Bot and I have just dropped off Whirlwind at school. Bot is wearing dinosaur pj’s, rubber boots, pink gloves and an bright orange toque. Me: Let’s go for a walk. Bot: Sure, Momma….

What A B*tch….

Today a friend asked me if she could take Baby Bot to her house for a playdate and lunch. I didn’t reply to her text. Then I ran into her at a play group. Baby Bot was playing with her son and I was reading…

My Baby Bot…

We’ve had some pretty hilariousness moments with Bot and Zed. First of all, Baby Bot is practically a boy and I am thinking that I should just refer to him as Bot now instead of Baby Bot. Awww. Screw it. He’s my baby. I plan…

I Am Not A Hillbilly…

Scene:  Zed is driving, I am in the passenger seat. Baby Bot and Whirlwind are in their car seats. Our foreign exchange student Why is in the back back back seat in the van. Baby Bot: Momma…? Me:  Yes. Baby Bot:  Is Dada your brudder?…