Jillian Michaels Broke My Bra…

It’s true, Jillian Michaels broke my bra.


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My quest to keep in shape has been an interesting one.  Not only did I break my bra while running on the treadmill…


But, I also broke another one while doing Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred….and yes that is Jillian’s crotch in the background.

Jillian Bra


I find it weird that both times I broke a bra strap it was the left bra strap.  I thought your right breast was supposed to be bigger than your left.

Obviously not the case.

I apparently have a huge left breast.



My children absolutely love Jillian Michaels. I don’t allow them to watch The Biggest Loser, but Whirlwind loves to work out with me and use her Barbies or maracas as hand weights.

While we “do Jillian” she asks things like….

“Where does Jillian live?”

“Can I go to her house?”

“Can you email her and see if we can visit her?”

The interest in Jillian Michaels has grown so much that yesterday Baby Bot told me he was going to make me a “Jillian Cake” for my birthday.

I don’t really want a “Jillian Cake” for my birthday.  I just want her to buy me a new bra.  And maybe toss in a few new DVD’s.

Jillian Michaels


Disclaimer:  This was not an ad for Biggest Loser or Jillian Michaels.  But, seriously, buy me a new bra lady. Taming these breasts is damn expensive. 

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34 thoughts on “Jillian Michaels Broke My Bra…

    1. ME TOO! I usually wear 2 while working out. But, this was at home and I wasn’t in danger of hurting the person next to me like at Zumba.

  1. So I have several questions: !) was it the same make of bra? 2.) was it the same workout? 3.) was there a clear bra breaking warning on the package of the the bras or the workout DVD? I mean there are warning for everything right, and we are all on tight budgets. Had you known you would have add broken bras as a category of your annual family budget,. With no warning or heads ups you have no way of knowing that your bra budget will need to be doubled in order to continue on the yellow brick road of healthy living.. Based on that and the fact that bra shopping is worse than being stabbed in the eye with an ice pick I say yes indeed you are owned at least 1 new bra. Good Luck Hope it happens!

    1. You are too funny. 1. Different makes. 2. Treadmill for the first. Jillian for the 2nd. DON’T YOU READ WHAT I WRITE?! 3. No warning. My bras can cost $120. No Christmas this year kids, Momma needed to carry her boulders.

  2. I have never laughed harder then I have with this post! I think Julian owes you a new bra or two!! I’m proud of you for going back after bra #1 I would have used that as an excuse to quit! ha ha

  3. You are hilarious, my friend! I was dying of laughter reading this 🙂 I was thinking, “DANG!!!! That Kyla must have been working out HARD to break not one, but TWO bras!!!!” LOL! That’s some hardcore working out, lady! Jillian would be proud!!!

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