It’s true, Jillian Michaels broke my bra.
I MET JILLIAN MICHAELS AND TYRA BANKS IN LA. AND I HIT JILLIAN!!!
My quest to keep in shape has been an interesting one. Not only did I break my bra while running on the treadmill…
But, I also broke another one while doing Jillian Michaels 30 Day Shred….and yes that is Jillian’s crotch in the background.
I find it weird that both times I broke a bra strap it was the left bra strap. I thought your right breast was supposed to be bigger than your left.
Obviously not the case.
I apparently have a huge left breast.
Anywho…
My children absolutely love Jillian Michaels. I don’t allow them to watch The Biggest Loser, but Whirlwind loves to work out with me and use her Barbies or maracas as hand weights.
While we “do Jillian” she asks things like….
“Where does Jillian live?”
“Can I go to her house?”
“Can you email her and see if we can visit her?”
The interest in Jillian Michaels has grown so much that yesterday Baby Bot told me he was going to make me a “Jillian Cake” for my birthday.
I don’t really want a “Jillian Cake” for my birthday. I just want her to buy me a new bra. And maybe toss in a few new DVD’s.
Disclaimer: This was not an ad for Biggest Loser or Jillian Michaels. But, seriously, buy me a new bra lady. Taming these breasts is damn expensive.
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I liked this post! I can’t wait to see what will come of all of this! Please keep us up-to-date with anything that happens!
Thanks so much Lian. I hope it ends up interesting!
Oh you and your boobs. They’re epic.
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
HAHAHAHA! I guess the one nice thing about small boobs is that I can get away with cheap sports bras (no support needed).
Sounds like you need to double up on those bras! Maybe two would keep the girls tucked in!
I hope Jillian buys you a new bra – that would be a remarkable story!
ME TOO! I usually wear 2 while working out. But, this was at home and I wasn’t in danger of hurting the person next to me like at Zumba.
Love your last photo. Haha you crack me up. But yeah,,,, I think Jillian owes you a bra. 😉
How the hell do you break two bras? LOL! You need a new bra woman! Hope Jillian steps up and gives you one!
It would make a great story. Do the right thing JILLY!
This is hilarious! Darn working out wrecking your bras!
And my self esteem.
And my self esteem.
LOL. Another reason why working out is overrated.
NEVER. 🙂
NEVER. 🙂
So I have several questions: !) was it the same make of bra? 2.) was it the same workout? 3.) was there a clear bra breaking warning on the package of the the bras or the workout DVD? I mean there are warning for everything right, and we are all on tight budgets. Had you known you would have add broken bras as a category of your annual family budget,. With no warning or heads ups you have no way of knowing that your bra budget will need to be doubled in order to continue on the yellow brick road of healthy living.. Based on that and the fact that bra shopping is worse than being stabbed in the eye with an ice pick I say yes indeed you are owned at least 1 new bra. Good Luck Hope it happens!
You are too funny. 1. Different makes. 2. Treadmill for the first. Jillian for the 2nd. DON’T YOU READ WHAT I WRITE?! 3. No warning. My bras can cost $120. No Christmas this year kids, Momma needed to carry her boulders.
This SHOULDVE BEEN A VLOG POST!!!
It’s been a while, eh.
I have never laughed harder then I have with this post! I think Julian owes you a new bra or two!! I’m proud of you for going back after bra #1 I would have used that as an excuse to quit! ha ha
You must have been seriously working out to break your bra!!! I never would have thought a workout could be so expensive, because bras aren’t cheap!
I KNOW. It’s terrible. Especially if you have girls like I do!
You are hilarious, my friend! I was dying of laughter reading this 🙂 I was thinking, “DANG!!!! That Kyla must have been working out HARD to break not one, but TWO bras!!!!” LOL! That’s some hardcore working out, lady! Jillian would be proud!!!
Not too hard. But, hard enough to get those girls a shakn’!
I need you to come and visit me and my favourite store: https://www.facebook.com/BraNecessities?ref=br_tf
I will I promise!
My boobs absolutely do not have the power to break a bra. The are, however, foldable. And that’s saying something, right?
Mine fold too! TWINSIES!
Hilarious! Do you double up and wear two sports bras when working out?