My Husband’s Tools….

I am planning a deck party. Women please wear bright lipstick and high heels. So…. now that you watched this. Can you relate? Wait. HOLD UP. Before you leave please go follow me on twitter. WHOA. Thought you were getting off that easy did you?!…

Reading, Watching, Listening….

I am reading Miriam Toews. I am watching Netflix’s Bloodline. I am listening to Billy Joel. And I will tell you why…. I want you to know that I am a member of the Netflix #StreamTeam, which means, that I watch and talk about Netflix constantly…

Don’t Put Off Your Health…

This Christmas my friend had a scar on her head. I asked what it was from and she explained that she had a spot that never healed. It was basal cell cancer. That lit a fire under my ass. I had a mole that just…

How To Use A Curling Wand…

A YouTube tutorial star I am not. But, I did make without wearing pants. And because I am worried that you think that I went out in public that way, I have included an after shot.   It is a tad better. But, I am…

Fat Lady Breaks Chair..

I have broken my share of chairs. So, I am paranoid around a shaky one. But, this time, I didn’t break a chair. It was NOT breaking the chair that was embarrassing.   If you like this story, you may like these ones too.

Books To Read For Your Book Club….

I love being part of a Book Club. And yes, it is an actual Book Club. We read books, we don’t sit around and get drunk and talk about our problems. I mean, we are friends and sometimes we do that, but it is not…

Kid Pukes In Pool…

Yes, this really happened.   I have an entire YouTube channel with this sort of ridiculous. Please check it out and subscribe.

Funny Women Authors…

My Mother in law is the best gift giver on the entire planet. She listens to all the ridiculous things I say to her and then remembers those things and buys me the most wonderful Christmas gifts. I say things like this…. “Oh, I love infinity scarves!”…

Don’t Over Charge Me For Vodka…

I tend to embarrass my friends. I am not a person that has to be right. But, when I feel I may have been wronged; I just can’t shut up about it. I also may have embellished this greatly. I apologize in advance to my…

Don’t Be a Jerk This Christmas…

In the words of Sponge Bob; “Don’t Be A Jerk This Christmas!” p.s I am on the treadmill. p.s.s the quality blows but its worth a minute and 49 seconds of your time. Want more Kyla? Of course you do. Check out my YouTube Channel!