This morning over breakfast…
5 year old Bot: Babies come out of their butt’s.
8 year old Whirlwind: No they don’t. They come out of Mom’s vaginas.
Bot: Not Mom’s baby! A DOG’S BABY!
Me: Dog’s have vaginas.
Bot: They do?
Me: Yup. That’s how they give birth to babies
Bot: It’s so hairy. I didn’t know that they had vaginas. Dog’s have really hairy vaginas. They are so hairy you cannot even SEE their vaginas!
And that is how we started our day today. How did you start yours?