A Dog And Her Vagina…

This morning over breakfast… 5 year old Bot: Babies come out of their butt’s. 8 year old Whirlwind: No they don’t. They come out of Mom’s vaginas. Bot: Not Mom’s baby! A DOG’S BABY! Me: Dog’s have vaginas. Bot: They do? Me: Yup. That’s how they…

No Way Rover….

I don’t really like animals.   I never have and I never will, but I still really, really try.  I try all the time. Because it seems like everyone has a bloody dog.  It’s not that I hate dogs, I don’t.  I just don’t like…