Both of these conversations happened this morning….
Baby Bot: Momma, I watch tv now?
Me: Not now, honey.
Baby Bot: But, Momma, I love the t.v.
Me: I know honey, but too much t.v will turn your brain into mush.
Baby Bot: Momma, I want to watch ALL the t.v. Pleeeeeease Momma, ALL the t.v?
Me: Was it fun to be back at school?
Me: What was fun?
Whirlwind: We got a puppet show thingy, that was fun.
Me: But, no one is funner than me.
Whirlwind: Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. MOOOOOOOOOOM. Funner is not a word.
Damn, my kids can talk. Like the time when she was a bit mean, and then about how babies are made, and the time she was adorable.