Don’t spill your damn coffee.
You are not about to see a photo of me in a bikini.
Here look at my Hot Mom friends in their bikini’s.
Let’s move on.
While at the beach this summer, I noticed that lots of chubby girls were wearing bikini’s.
Big round bellies.
Big muffin tops.
Big back fat.
Big overspilling DD breasts.
I was in awe.
I couldn’t quit staring.
Who do these girls think they are?
Seriously, they are far too fat to be wearing bikini’s?
Did I just say that?!
I am very sorry to say that this was my immediate reaction. And I am not proud to admit that my immediate reaction was so harsh because I don’t feel that way. I absolutely loved seeing those girls rock their bikini’s. I loved watching them jiggle and giggle with their friends.
They didn’t give a flying phooey.
And it was hot.
And it was strong.
And it made me jealous.
That is why my immediate reaction was a little harsh.
It wasn’t until my mid twenties did I quit wearing a t shirt over my full body bathing suit. I never had the confidence to wear a bikini. I never had the confidence to embrace my beauty and be comfortable in my own skin.
Today, I am 35, 200 lbs, bloody beautiful and extremely confident in my looks and how I look in my tankini.
Does it mean I am going to buy a bikini?
But, it means that I know that I can.
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