My Husband’s Tools….

I am planning a deck party. Women please wear bright lipstick and high heels. So…. now that you watched this. Can you relate? Wait. HOLD UP. Before you leave please go follow me on twitter. WHOA. Thought you were getting off that easy did you?!…

Don’t Over Charge Me For Vodka…

I tend to embarrass my friends. I am not a person that has to be right. But, when I feel I may have been wronged; I just can’t shut up about it. I also may have embellished this greatly. I apologize in advance to my…

Married to the Military…

I married a former sailor who is now living as a land creature. My husband spent a good deal of time sailing the world in the Navy, and he has generally adapted well to civilian life, but there are some things that are so deeply…