Porcupine Legs….

Today Baby Bot rubbed my calves and shrieked. A high pitch, blood curdling scream. “What’s wrong?!” I asked. “Momma, you have porcupine legs!” Oh. I started to laugh. ┬áIn my mind I started the debate of what was better. Enjoying 5 weeks between shaving my…

Getting My Pap Done…

Oh do I have a story for you…. In my late twenties I had to go for my annual pap smear. Damn I hate the word smear. Any who…. While I am waiting, in walks the most gorgeous young doctor I have ever seen in…