I usually don’t take part in the school bake sale.
You see, I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses. I like to do things that I am good at. For example; selling meat draw tickets for the school fundraiser? I am on that like at fat kid on a smartie.
So, I don’t care what version of this story you hear and from who, but I will tell you that I got Mommy Shamed into taking part in the school bake sale this year.
Listen, I am busy.
I got shiz to do. On top of all the other crap I do. I am planning Christmas. I mean, hello, I am the Memory Maker and Christmas Sucks for Moms!
Back to the stupid bake sale.
I had no intentions of helping out. In fact, I never bake for the school bake sale. I just don’t want to. So, I don’t. It is basically that simple.
So, after getting Mommy shamed by my so called “friends” on Facebook, I scoured my cupboards for anything I could turn into something for the bake sale.
And look what I found- tons of “no name” baking products.
And then I made these…
And you know what?
It wasn’t that bad.
And guess whose items sold first?
Suck on that Mommy Shamers.
I think I was had.
I definitely did not win this round of the Mommy Wars, did I?
I dealt right into their sneaky plan.