I usually don’t take part in the school bake sale.

You see, I know my strengths and I know my weaknesses.  I like to do things that I am good at. For example; selling meat draw tickets for the school fundraiser? I am on that like at fat kid on a smartie.

So, I don’t care what version of this story you hear and from who, but I will tell you that I got Mommy Shamed into taking part in the school bake sale this year.

Listen, I am busy.

I got shiz to do. On top of all the other crap I do. I am planning Christmas. I mean, hello, I am the Memory Maker and Christmas Sucks for Moms!

Back to the stupid bake sale.

I had no intentions of helping out. In fact, I never bake for the school bake sale. I just don’t want to. So, I don’t. It is basically that simple.

So, after getting Mommy shamed by my so called “friends” on Facebook, I scoured my cupboards for anything I could turn into something for the bake sale.

Like anything…

And look what I found- tons of “no name” baking products.

Score.

Ok. I’m making a video bc I want you to see my Mommy Shame cupcakes for the school bake sale. Plus you should follow @leanne_is_losing_it #mommyshamed #schoolbakesale #mommyshaming #baking #notafoodblogger #mommyblogger #christmas #nopeanutssothere

A video posted by Kyla Cornish (@mommyisweird) on Dec 15, 2016 at 6:02pm PST

And then I made these…

 

And you know what?

It wasn’t that bad.

And guess whose items sold first?

Mine.

Suck on that Mommy Shamers.

Wait.

Waaaaaait.

I think I was had.

I definitely did not win this round of the Mommy Wars, did I?

Crap.

I dealt right into their sneaky plan.

Double Crap.