How To Find A Babysitter…

The only way to find a baby sitter is to stalk teenage girls.

These are real texts that I sent today.

I have no shame.

Watch how I suck up with jokes, photos and then money…


Sitter 1


sitter 2


Sitter 3


So I still don’t have a sitter.

If anyone is looking for me I am following teenage girls around the mall.

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