The only way to find a baby sitter is to stalk teenage girls.
These are real texts that I sent today.
I have no shame.
Watch how I suck up with jokes, photos and then money…
So I still don’t have a sitter.
If anyone is looking for me I am following teenage girls around the mall.
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