Did that title make sense?
It’s my blog. I will make sense if I want to.
I have been trying to get my Mom to write on my blog for months. The lady is hilarious. And she is a real pain in my ass, so obviously, a perfect fit for Mommy’s Weird.
Today’s Phone Conversation….
Baby Bot: Rrrrrmmmmrrrpppp
My Mom: What’s that noise?
Me: It’s Baby Bot, he’s being a transformer.
My Mom: A drunk farmer?
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHA What?
My Mom: He. Is. Being. A. Drunk. Farmer.
Me: BAHAHAHAHA No. He’s being a transformer.
My Mom: OH. BAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Then we talked for about 20 minutes and then she said….
My Mom: Are you forgetting to tell me something….?
My Mom: Is there another reason that you should be calling me today…….?
Me: Um.. yeah. Of course. It’s….. shit Mom. I’m sorry it’s your birthday isn’t it? How did you know I fogot?
My Mom: When you didn’t say Happy Birthday!
Me: Oh. Happy Birthday, Mom.
My Mom: Thank you
Sorry about that Mom, Happy Birthday! I can’t think of another person that I love so much that I would like to drown them .