I wear a lot of black.
I don’t mean to.
Well, I guess I do mean to. I just like the colour. It has nothing to do with it being slimming.
Not a damn thing.
I’m lying. But, you knew that already.
Last year I was asked to co MC our local Business Excellence Awards. It was in April so I wanted something springy to wear so I headed off to Penningtons and bought this dress….
And then I posted this photo on Facebook.
FYI: I SWEAR I BRUSHED MY HAIR.
Then I had a wedding to go to in August and I wore this dress…
And because my husband was 3 provinces away and the kids looked so cute, I took this photo and posted it to my Facebook page to show my husband how adorable his family looked before we headed off to a wedding.
Then our friend from college was getting married this September and I decided again to, yes, wear this dress….
And then as usual I posted it to Facebook.
I had another event 2 weeks later and realized, that CRAP ON A CRACKER I cannot wear the dress. I need a new dress. My Facebook posting of this dress had ruined the dress. I have ruined the shelf life of the dress.
I only owned it for 5 months, wore it 3x and posted it on Facebook 3x and blogged about it one time.
Good bye sweet dress.
So the dress is officially for sale…..
Size 1 x dress
Danced in 3x
Spilled wine on 2x
Spilled beer on 1x
Sweated profusely in 2x
Travelled from BC to Manitoba 2x
Crumpled on a pile on the floor 3x and only 1x was for a good reason.
Boom Chicka Wow Wow.