Mouse Elbow and Secretary Butt….

There are hazards to any job.
Of course there are safety hazards for those in construction, those who save lives and those that scan groceries at Safeway.
Seriously.
Those poor cashiers.
Not only do they have to figure out how to say everyone’s last name when you are leaving, but most of them have braces on their bodies.
Carpal Tunnel blows.
You know how I know this, because I have “Mouse Elbow”.
No seriously.
It’s a thing.
Google it.
Okay, if you are too lazy to google it I will tell you what it is.
It is a repetitive stress injury, better known as”Tennis Elbow” for the lazy.
Well, not lazy. But, people that use the computer all day.  So now I have “Mouse Elbow” AND “Secretary Butt”.
No seriously.
It’s also a thing.
Google it.
Okay, if you are too lazy to google it I will tell you what it is.
“Secretary Butt” is when you get a flat ass from sitting in a chair all day.
I tell you this blogger stuff is hazardous for my health.