Whirlwind was given a little case with hair clips, lip gloss and nail polish in it.
She was in four year old heaven.
So much so, that the next morning, I was awoken by Whirlwind wondering if she could, "put on some lipstick on my lips and some nail polish on my fingers."
It was 4:48 a.m.
Sweet Jesus.
Have I gotten my good friend back?
Not yet. But, I will.
Hey good friend.... be afraid.
Be very afraid.
You never know when I am going to show up at your house at 4:48 a.m.
Can't wait to introduce you to Karma.

I think, and this is just my opinion, that the next time Whirlwind wants to play pretty at 4:48 am she should call GoodFriend up and say ThankYou for all the tools that make playing pretty so accessible.
ReplyDeleteAt 4:48 am.
I'm thinking Glitter. And a drum set?
ReplyDeleteExactly! At 4 am she should CALL the person who thought this was a good idea. This woman obviously doesn't have children or if she does? They REALLY need a drum. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will make my own little parade in her back yard....
ReplyDeleteKarma is a huge bitch. So is Karmen. She's my husband's 400 pound Italian cousin. She's a bitch AND a whore. Double whammy.
ReplyDelete@ Lola. This is why I love you and why you are my 2nd fav. blogger. After me, of course.
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