Baby Bot has no interest in being Potty Trained.

Yes, I wrote Potty Trained in capitals because I believe it deserves the same sort of respect that Jesus does.

This will be an almighty feat in our home.  I am aware that Baby Bot is only 2 and a half. I am also aware that boys usually are a little behind girls in this department.  But, Baby Bot, totally gets what’s going on.

The other day, I watched him making a “boom boom” in the living room. He looks me right in the eye when he does it, which always makes me a little bit uncomfortable,  and announces “boom boooom” and when I suggest we run to the Potty, he looks at me like I am a complete idiot and says..

“NO USE POTTY! BOOM BOOM IN MY PANTS!”

Okay.

Fine then.

So after her goes “boom boom”, I sort of forget he has gone and I invite him over to read a book with me. Again he looks at me like I am a complete idiot and says,…

“NO SIT DOWN… I BOOM BOOM IN MY PANTS”

So instead of sitting on his ‘boom boom”, he lies on the floor, rolls over on his tummy and says in his sweetest little voice, “Read here, Momma.”