Well, here goes.
You need to watch this movie...
I mean it. You need to watch this movie. It is bloody fantastic. And a true story.
Everyone in it is just amazing. Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo
Mark Wahlberg, is such a.... such a.... such a man. I was very attracted to him. Honestly, I don't think he would really like me. I don't think he would put up with my constant chatter. Plus, I would probably end up calling him Marky Mark. And, I am pretty sure he really, really wouldn't like that.
And because I seem to be on a Mark Wahlberg kick, I revisited an old friend not too long ago, Mr. Dirk Diggler....
Damn Boogie Nights is such a good movie. The first time I saw it was at a film festival at my University. I had no idea about the final shot of his giant schlong. It was a classic "Gasp and Giggle" Moment.
And just in case you were worried that I was also going to suggest that you see "Rock Star"?
Don't worry. I won't. It's no good. In fact, I am pretty sure that is one thing that Marky Mark and I would have in common.
On behalf of Marky Mark and myself we would rather have you watch this...