Well, here goes.
You need to watch this movie...
I mean it. You need to watch this movie. It is bloody fantastic. And a true story.
Everyone in it is just amazing. Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo
Mark Wahlberg, is such a.... such a.... such a man. I was very attracted to him. Honestly, I don't think he would really like me. I don't think he would put up with my constant chatter. Plus, I would probably end up calling him Marky Mark. And, I am pretty sure he really, really wouldn't like that.
And because I seem to be on a Mark Wahlberg kick, I revisited an old friend not too long ago, Mr. Dirk Diggler....
Damn Boogie Nights is such a good movie. The first time I saw it was at a film festival at my University. I had no idea about the final shot of his giant schlong. It was a classic "Gasp and Giggle" Moment.
And just in case you were worried that I was also going to suggest that you see "Rock Star"?
Don't worry. I won't. It's no good. In fact, I am pretty sure that is one thing that Marky Mark and I would have in common.
On behalf of Marky Mark and myself we would rather have you watch this...
my buddy did the prosthetic penis for that movie. He has it hanging in his garage. I'm not even kidding.
ReplyDeleteCan you take a pic with it and send to me? Pretty please!
Deletehah! I can ask him. He told me the story about how the kids came out of the house and into the garage (essentially his movie makeup "workshop") and found it. Possibly he moved it. Or locked the garage.
DeleteThis has made my week. Okay, let's be honest. This has made my life. I plan on telling everyone on the planet that I am 2 degrees from Marky Mark's junk.
Deletep.s his poor kids.
Wait. He does't go my Marky Mark anymore? Shit.
ReplyDeleteOnly in the bedroom.
DeleteI am howling with laughter over here! Your opening statement is perfection: So you know when I write reviews about movies, t.v shows and books and then I somehow make it all about me?....yeah I'd call him Marky Mark too, right after I finished...well, ummmm....what I mean is, yeah he is rather attractive.
ReplyDeleteThat's my girl!
DeleteYou are seriously weird. And I mean that in the nicest way. Too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks. I only accept compliments!
DeleteNew follower.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder about the Fighter. After the Oscars I meant to see it but forgot. Will have to add it to the queue.