Scandal And Oral Sex…

I refused to watch Scandal when it first aired. Want to know why?  I hated the name. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe it was unfair of me to judge a book by it’s cover, or in this case, a show by its name. But, really, it’s a dumb name, Shonda…

My Friend’s And Their Sex Lives…

This was first published on September 3rd, 2011.   I’m lucky to have a lot of good friends. Sometimes I wonder what the hell I did right.  I still have childhood, teen, 20’s, college, work and now Mommy friends. I have totally lucked out in…

Slutty Mom’s…

This post was first published on Mommy’s Weird July 30th, 2011.   My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I  keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else…

R Rated Mommy and Me…

This post was previously published on August 7, 2011.   After Whirlwind was born I took solace in a Mommy and Me Group. It was every Tuesday morning and if Whirlwind was napping I would be furious with her b.c it really was my only…

This Turns Me On…

We have been married for 11 years. And only one time have I thought about stuffing him into the trunk of the car with snakes, wasps and scorpions. Just once. I swear. I am beyond attracted to my husband. It is sort of gross.  I…

2013 Best Blog Posts….

I was recently asked by a friend on twitter, what my favourite blog posts of 2013 were/are. First let’s address that I said “friend on twitter”. Yes, there are people on twitter that I have never met in real life that I consider my friends….

Whoa… During The Day Part II…

Remember when I told you I was trying to make new friends?  Remember how I am trying to fit in at school pick up? Remember when I discovered that all of my friends were having sex during the day? Sorry that is a lot of…

Tired Wife Happy Husband…

My girlfriend is sleep deprived. And it is terrible. She is a bloody psycho. I caught her yelling at a box of smarties on her kitchen counter. Seriously. What did smarties ever do to her? She was behaving like a bird that broke into her…

Sex In The Basement…

Before I tell you about my friends having sex in the basement…. YES THAT IS ME WITH TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS!READ ABOUT MY TRIP TO LA I haven’t talked about my friends sex lives for a while. Maybe I am growing up. Bah. Damn,…

How To Do It…

There has been some talk in our home about having a third baby. Basically, it’s a thought. I feel like I would really like another child. There is just this really odd feeling inside me, probably my uterus, that feels like our family isn’t quite…