Slutty Mom’s…

This post was first published on Mommy’s Weird July 30th, 2011.   My sister says that I have to quit talking about my sex life. In my defense, I  keep talking about it because I am hoping that I am going to find someone else…

R Rated Mommy and Me…

This post was previously published on August 7, 2011.   After Whirlwind was born I took solace in a Mommy and Me Group. It was every Tuesday morning and if Whirlwind was napping I would be furious with her b.c it really was my only…

What A B*tch….

Today a friend asked me if she could take Baby Bot to her house for a playdate and lunch. I didn’t reply to her text. Then I ran into her at a play group. Baby Bot was playing with her son and I was reading…

Career First or Kids First….

A few years ago I was on a group Mommy walk and we opened up quite a bit about how we were feeling about being Mom’s.  One big subject for us was about mat leave, staying at home and the loss of our careers. One…

My New Friends….

Now that Whirlwind is school aged I have made some new Mommy Friends. Which is about damn time. Remember when I was stalking them?  Or trying to impress them with my Pinterest Hairy Hot Dogs?  Or trying to talk to them inappropriately about their sex…

Pinterest Fail….

THIS IS THE POST THAT STARTED ME JOURNEY TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS IN LA. AND YES I HIT JILLIAN.  Recently I was asked the question that makes me cringe….. “What are you making for supper tonight?” Seriously? This is an intimate question….

Camping In A Tent Sucks…

We did a little tag along camping trip this summer. Don’t know what that is? It’s when your friends pick the site, bring all the food, kayaks, bikes and generator for their super duper trailer and you show up with your tent and snotty kids….

Whoa… During The Day Part II…

Remember when I told you I was trying to make new friends?  Remember how I am trying to fit in at school pick up? Remember when I discovered that all of my friends were having sex during the day? Sorry that is a lot of…

Tired Wife Happy Husband…

My girlfriend is sleep deprived. And it is terrible. She is a bloody psycho. I caught her yelling at a box of smarties on her kitchen counter. Seriously. What did smarties ever do to her? She was behaving like a bird that broke into her…