Tyra Banks Is Leaving FABLife…

Well that was quick. Tyra Banks is leaving her new show FABLife to concentrate on her new make up line according to a recent article reported in the Hollywood Reporter today. They haven’t named a replacement. Sadly, they haven’t called begging for me to fill in….

Tyra Banks Touched My Breasts…

Remember last week when I told you I was going to Los Angeles to be a on a t.v show? The video is so funny, I was so excited. My body kept making all these crazy noises that not only did I not know it…

Enell Sports Bra…

This Enell Sports Bra will change you life. Trust me. If you have large breasts, this bra will make baseball, volleyball and watching t.v easier. If you are new to Mommy’s Weird, you should know that Jillian Michael’s broke my bra. You can read about…

Vagina, Vagina, Vagina…

“Why do you talk about Vaginas on your blog?” Whoa. Good question. I don’t have an answer. Do I really talk about vaginas that much? Well, I have talked about my arm pits looking like vaginas.   Of course there was also the time I had…

My Summertime Drinks….

Not only am I adorable and breasty, I am also boozy. I have 3 boozy drinks that I cannot get enough of this summer.  Let’s meet them, here are  My Summer Drinks…    

Beep, Beep, Beep…

I’m not sure if I tell you enough about Baby Bot, so here goes… He is the sweetest, kindest and most loving little boy on the planet. I just cannot get enough of him. Until a few days ago. We were at our local library…

My First Blog And Boob Video….

I know you want me to talk about my first blog and boob video, but speaking of boobs. Jillian Michaels from the Biggest Loser, broke my bra, so I hit her on National TV with Super Model Tyra Banks at my side.  So I am…

L-O-N-G…….

Recently our family was invited to a friends for supper and a hot tub.  Whirlwind and this friend have a very special relationship. But there was that 0.01% time that I did not. You can read about it here. Any who… Whirlwind and I headed into…

I’m A Pervert….

It’s confession time. Here goes…. I looked down another woman’s shirt. I’m not a lesbian. Not counting that one time in college. Oh, and high school. And not that there is anything wrong with it, it just wasn’t for me.  Too many breasts floating around for my…

My Huge Boobs…

I have very large breasts. Very large breasts. Sometimes the odd friend will ask me if I am going to get a breast reduction. This pisses me off.  These are my breasts. It’s my choice isn’t it?  Are they embarrassed by my huge rack?  I don’t get it….