Penis Talk….

On our way to the grocery store, Baby Bot was determined to get my attention. “Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma, Momma” “Yes, Baby Bot.”  I answered. ” Daddy has a penis.” “Uh huh.”  I replied. “It’s about this big.”  He said as he stretched his…

How to Manipulate….

It amazes me at how early women learn to manipulate men. Maybe that was a bit drastic. No, maybe not. Whirlwind is amazing at how she can manipulate her brother.  She is a pro.  She can get him to give her the toy he covets….

Daddy’s Have and Mommy’s Have…

Something happened the other day and I was stuck between the emotions of hilarious and sad. Maybe you can relate? The other day Baby Bot was playing with his brand new piggy bank.  It took me a second to figure out why he was digging in…

Beep, Beep, Beep…

I’m not sure if I tell you enough about Baby Bot, so here goes… He is the sweetest, kindest and most loving little boy on the planet. I just cannot get enough of him. Until a few days ago. We were at our local library…

Potty Training a Non Potty Training Trainee…

Baby Bot has no interest in being Potty Trained. Yes, I wrote Potty Trained in capitals because I believe it deserves the same sort of respect that Jesus does. This will be an almighty feat in our home.  I am aware that Baby Bot is only 2…

Stupid Disney Princesses…

Suppers at our home can be pretty hectic. The kids are climbing, running, choking, throwing and spilling. But there are a lot of very special moments, too. Lately, 2 year old Baby Bot has jumped into our new family tradition of asking everyone, “What was…

Toot vs. Fart…

Toot vs. Fart. The great debate, before we get to that…. DID YOU KNOW I WAS FLOWN TO LA TO MEET TYRA BANKS AND JILLIAN MICHAELS. READ ABOUT IT HERE   We say “toot” at our house, not “fart”. I know, I know. I am…