Perverted Old Man…

This post was not written by me, it was written by my college roomie Cari.  It might sound like its me, because we pretty much talk the same stupid speed about the same stupid nonsense.  I write about her quite a bit, because she is so writeable. We met when her parents made a bad choice to send her to college when she was 17.  Seriously, do not send your kid to live in residence when they are 17. You won’t believe the shit she did and the stuff I had to talk her out of.  It was awesome.  She is awesome. You are going to love her…..

 

I like to talk.  A lot. I`ll talk to anyone, but I especially love talking to the older crowd. They`re the cool cats. The crazy MoFo`s.  They have great advice, great stories and great sayings …. sometimes….

Every morning I go for a 5 mile hike, and by hike I mean walk. And by 5 miles I mean 5 minutes, up the street to McDonalds, to get a coffee.

Anyways, moving along.

So I get a coffee and start my walk. It`s a great day. Nice and sunny. Birds are chirping. The usual crap. It`s beautiful. So, I pass this older “gentlemen”, or so I thought,.

“Gorgeous Day.”  I say.

As we pass, he replies, “Indeed, nice and bright.”

“Well have a great day and enjoy the sun!”  I say and smile back.

And then the most disturbing thing I have ever heard.

“I’ll enjoy the son, but I’d enjoy the daughter more.”

OH MY GAWD!

What did that sweet old man just say?!

I don’t stop for coffee any more. I make it at home.  Thanks Keurig for making me safe.

 

Cari Markovic Roy is a super hot, super crazy, over sexed mother of three. She works 2- 3 jobs and recently started a blog that she rarely updates because she is too busy working 2 to 3 jobs and making Vegan Cheese. 

Cari

15 thoughts on “Perverted Old Man…

  1. Wow, I really did not expect him to say that! So creepy! I thought he said “nice bum” or something along those lines, but THAT… OMG!

  2. Wow! Men can be such creepers! But the old ones….they are even more pervesy than the young ones. I think I just made up that word. But I like it. Pervesy. ANYWAY…glad you brought your friend over with her funny (yet creepy) story! Now I want to go check out her blog and encourage her to WRITE MORE!

  3. My uncomfortable encounter with a very old man in the grocery store was as follows; well aren’t you a fine looking kid. You must take after your father. (Whom was not with us at the time I shrugged that off but it just got worse) it’s a girl is it?(she was wearing a lot of pink and there was no mistaking she was a she), I’m, yes. Worst comment which I debated seriously the lucidity of this old enough to be MY grandfather pervert; “I’ll be waiting for you honey!” To MY 10 month old daughter! Wtf!!!!!’

  4. That is some seriously pervy old man. GROSS! I had an old fella ask me once if I was ACDC because my name can be for a girl or guy… I thought he was wondering if I was a head banger !?! Apparently there is another meaning to ACDC. HA.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *