Friend: I have an extra ticket to a wine tasting tonight. Do you want to go?
Me: Honestly, yes. But, things are pretty tight here...and with me still being on Mat Leave....and the new house....I really cannot afford it.
Friend: Well, that's fine, because it's my treat. I bought three extra tickets to take three of my friends.
Me: Let me get changed.
I hadn't been to an actual "event" in months. I truly had nothing to wear. I didn't even know what was in style. There was only one thing I could do.
It works for baked brie recipes.
I use it to identify rashes.
And its also great if you want to know how birds have sex.
So, here I was still wearing my pajamas from the night before. My friend was to pick me up in one hour. I was desperate. I was sick. I was scared. I was sweaty.
I Googled : "whats in style fall 2011 fat moms"
Here is what I got.
The link for the reality show from MTV called, "I used to be fat". Well, that's not going to work, because I am still fat. Stupid Google.
Then something about Christina Aguilera.
Then a Beef Brisket Recipe. Mmmmm. Smart Google.
I wonder if I could put some sort of BBQ sauce on that. Maybe even use the slow cooker. Mmmm. Biscuits with butter. What is a brisket?
Long story short, I wore my maternity pants.