Any who...
Whirlwind and I headed into the in to the bathroom to change into our swim suits.
And Whirlwind asked, "Are my breasts going to grow, Mommy?"
"Yup. Once you get bigger." I replied.
"Just like yours," she said matter of factly. " Yours grew and grew until they got long."
Long.
Thanks kid.
I was going for voluptuous, not l-o-n-g.
Remind me to wear three bras next time I go for a run.
Only a couple more days left to vote for me for the Top 25 Canadian Mom Blogs. I was in the Top 5 but you, YES YOU, have let me slip to #7. Please feel very, very, very bad. But, not too bad. My husband doesn't even vote for me. Sigh.
Did that work? Do you feel guilty enough to vote for me?
Whooping cough be damned. I should have picked that kid up and taken her with me last Friday.
ReplyDeleteYou can make up for it with Christmas gifts!
DeleteLMAO - reminds me of when Stanky asked if I had a baby in my butt...
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHA. Beautiful, you cannot make this shit up.
DeleteDamn boobies! I voted again, but need reminders. I'm old and forgetful.
ReplyDeleteLong is a NICE way of saying saggy, right? Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteLove your girl's observational skills.
My friend's son saw her vaj a few weeks ago and asked her why it was so "dirty". Guess that's a nice way of saying hairy? AHEM.
Double AHEM.
DeleteHey, at least L-O-N-G means you have some. Take them...I mean...that, and run with it!
ReplyDeleteHey, I tried voting for you, but no matter what I clicked, it wouldn't allow me? Is voting closing? Did I miss out on pushing you to the finish line? Crapola!
Voting is closed. THANK THE HEAVENS. I promise not to put you all through that ridiculous HELL again. Sheesh.
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