I couldn’t do it.
I could not get through it.
I have failed to finish Fifty Shades Of Grey.
I am a failure.
I am sorry to have let down all woman kind. I mean, if anyone was going to read this book, it would be me. Right?
Wrong.
Very wrong.
Now, I know many smart intelligent women who loved this book. And it is now my opportunity to insult all of you.
Seriously.
How did you ever get through this book?
Were you drunk?
Tell the truth.
You were high, weren't you?
You sneaky little minxes.
You were high.
And you didn't share. Pfffff.
So, not only do you like Fifty Shades of Grey, you also do not know how to share.
Interesting.
Sort of like, Christan Grey.
Any ways....
I will pretty much read anything and I really wanted to read this book, which is where I think the problem started. I expected too much from it. Or maybe more dirty scenes.
Seriously, I had to skip ahead a whole bunch of times to get to the Hubba, Hubba. And, once I found the Hubba, Hubba, I liked it.
So here it is.
The problem with Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy
is....THERE SHOULD BE MORE SEX!
If I am going to read a book about sex, a book that my girlfriends are mounting their husbands over, then there should be more sex. Enough with the character development, get to the whips and chains.
I guess I am more of a Penthouse Forum kind of girl. Quick and to the point.
p.s Christian Bale would make a great Christian Grey.
You read the wrong book, Bookie!! The 2nd one is full of it. You'd have to search for any plot/character dev'p.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Bale too. Maybe he's too old now though.
Perfect. Can you drop it off in 5 minutes?
DeleteAn older friend of mine & I were discussing that I'd just read the book.. She exclaimed, "That's pornography!!". All I could do not to laugh in her face;)
ReplyDeleteBTW, there's are several hilarious SNL spoofs of Fifty Shades of Grey on Youtube:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqmofb_saturday-night-live-fifty-shades-of-grey_shortfilms
Thanks!
DeleteRead Bared To You - better sex. :-). I couldn't get past the 5th grade writing style of 50...it was a turnoff. I mean, I read it... But everytime I thought I was about to get all hot and bothered she would slaughter an entire paragraph with poor grammar. :-(
ReplyDeleteGrammer doesn't bother me. And if you read this blog, you will notice that. But, now I need to read Bared to You. What a title. Turns me on.
DeleteBecause you have short attention span for poor writing replacing pretty decent sex scenes.
ReplyDeleteOh... you make me seems intelligent. Wait did I spell that right?
DeleteI got bored with it a few pages in. Maybe I'll give it another whirl just to experience some of the smut.
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS MY EXACT POINT! Thank you.
DeleteRyan Gosling
ReplyDeleteNummy. But, I don't think he is creepy enough.
DeleteI can't even bring myself to read it...just like I said I wouldn't read Twilight, and I ended reading it a few years after it was released...and now I'm a Twilight whore. You watch, I'm saying I wont' read 50 Shades of Grey, and in 10 years, I'll be talking about this Christian fellow, and people will think I mean Jesus. I need to get on the bandwagon sooner.
ReplyDeleteSo Hunger Games?
DeleteLOL So I got thru it because I just kept thiinking...WTH is she doing???
ReplyDeletePS How was I not following you? Fixed that!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
DeleteI still haven't read it. Now, I still may not. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI liked it...and am waiting for the next book from work. I refuse to buy this sort of stuff lol but borrowing from the library is okay.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't as bad as i thought it woudl be and agree that a little more sex woudl be better. The story line isn't horrible....not great...but not horrible.
It is in comparison to the twilight series in the sense of quality I think. But even though the quality of the writing is mediocre you can't help but jump on board and read it. It is kinda like a train wreak...gotta watch. lol
There is a another book similar to this...bare to you by silvia day...suppose to be even more riskay.
spelt would wrong both times....i do that all the time when I type. mix the l and d up....man. lol
DeleteI didn't think it was horrible either. I just sort of was wondering what the BIG deal was. You are the 2nd person to mention BARE TO YOU. I gotta jump on that!
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