A few months ago, I got together with a few girlfriends for a little Christmas party. Fantastic food, good wine, giggling women and lots of great talk. I am not sure how these conversations start with my friends. They begin something like this.....
How much do you pay your house cleaner?
To.....
What did you put in that baked brie?
To.....
Where were those diapers on sale?
And then, somehow.....
You had HOW many orgasms?
My beautiful friend announced that whenever she and her husband have sex, she gets mad if she doesn't have three orgasms.
Three.
Tha...REE.
Um.... doesn't that seem like a lot of excess work? Truly, I believe that one is enough to make it a good evening. Or month. At our house, one is enough to make it conversation for the next morning.
It goes exactly like this...
Zed: "That was awesome last night."
Me: "I know, we should do that more often."
Then we high five.
And that ladies and gentlemen is how we rock it at my house.
Three.. schmee.
Whatever. Three. I am not buying it. Not even for one second. Okay, maybe one second.
ReplyDeleteIf that was a demand of mine I would be allowed to have sex exactly once a year.
Is this *friend* of yours prone to boasting and exaggeration?
I've never had three in my life. Pfft.
ReplyDeleteMy friends speak the truth. I believe it. She always looks refreshed and very sexy!
ReplyDelete@Ronnie... not even by yourself? ;)
Don't hate me...but three is my number. Admittedly, it's far more common for it to be just MY number (if you know what I'm saying' and I think that you do...), but it's totally my number!
ReplyDeleteThree? I wouldn't get out of bed the next day...But I might put this on my bucket list now.
ReplyDelete@Gilly: Congratulations!
ReplyDelete@Leanne: Exactly. Three pieces of pizza, sure. Three martini's, done. Three orgasms, ridiculously unnecessary. :)
HELL YES! Three is the way to go! Sometimes more! Only with the right partner that knows what he's doing and you feel totally comfortable. Totally possible!
ReplyDelete"Then we high five".... Sounds like what goes on at my house.LOL
ReplyDeleteLOVE it!