Whirlwind Says....

We were driving by the hospital and Whirlwind says, "That's where Baby Bot was born'ed"


I say, "Yup"


She says, "You pushed and pushed like this, (Big Grunt) and POP like a Jack in the Box he was born'ed"

Blue Valentine...

WOWZA! What a movie. What a FILM!


And Ryan Gosling is the new love of my life.


Michelle Williams has come far from Dawsons Creek. In support of her I started season 5 of Dawsons Creek last night. Now that is some good t.v. James VDB how I have missed you. Thank heavens I can still see you in Ke$ha videos.


Oh FYI: Do NOT watch this with your parents.


Or inlaws.


Or a couple on the brink of breaking up.

Hot Mom's

Before I start this post, I want you to know I am not fishing. I am not saying this b.c I want you to tell me I am fine just the way I am. Just listen.

Okay.

Today I took Whirlwind and Baby Bot to the park. I ended up putting my blanket beside a group of Hot Mom's. I should've known better. Instantly I felt insecure. Most Mom's know what Hot Mom's are.  I don't want to explain. Just think about it.  I was surrounded by beautiful people and beautiful things and beautiful babies.

At first I was jelous. Maybe feeling a little bit left out.

The right names on everything. Clothes, strollers, baby toys, teethers, breast feeding covers. I was even jelous of their receiving blankets. The fabric, the prints.

Then angry. How the HELL do these women do it?! Their hair, their ponytails, their highlights, their makeup. All perfect. Some of them were even wearing white.

White.

White skirts, white tank tops, white hats.

I don't buy anything white.

Except rice. I just prefer it.

How did they manage to have time to straighten their hair? When did they shower?  When did they pack the kids swim suits and towels? How did they find their keys  for their vehicles to even drive to the park?

I was debating asking one of to teach me how to have it all together.

I'm a friggn' mess. ALL THE TIME. If I am lucky I shower 3x a week.

For the record, I do hate washing my body. But, that is a whole different post for another time.

p.s I went and bought a straightner.

Electrocuted...

Whirlwind and I were making muffins, to keep her busy I told her to read the recipe.

She starts to read and says,  " Put in raisins and get electrocuted."

And she calls me weird.

Blogging Virgin

So Zed and I get into bed and I asked him, “Do you think we are ever going to have sex again?”

To which he answered "NO." and then we both just started giggling.

Like it was the funniest thing we have ever heard.

And that is when I knew I had to start this blog.