I might of made a mistake last night at Book Group.
Yes, Group not Club.
Don’t ask. Okay, ask.
Somehow when we first started it was very important to me that we were a “Group” and not a “Club”. I know, I know. Stupid.
Back to Book Group…
I’m not sure how it happened. Somehow I told everyone that I started looking at boil and cyst videos online. They were mortified. More mortified then the time I told them I google’d bird penis. Which I am really glad I did. I had no idea birds penises were shaped like corkscrews.
There are thousands of cyst and boil and pimple and blackhead videos out there. There are even some websites devoted entirely to the sport of it.
Listen, watching these videos is not a hobby.
Yet.
It’s kind of like the night you took your bra off at the bar and danced on a table… it just sort of happened.
That shit cannot be unseen. *shudder*
OMG, I cannot believe you posted a video. I can’t watch that. Is there hair in it?!?!
I really missed the Bird penis evening – I had no idea they were shaped like corkscrews…
You didn’t make a mistake – we know you, love you and love that you look up #$#%@ up stuff!
Michelle
Isn’t it fantastic?
Zed won’t watch it either. He says he has to be “geared up for it.”
I laugh – this is what my husband did for a living for the last 5 years or so… except sometimes those things aren’t in as nice of a place as the back of a guy’s neck!!!
Can he skype me?
Thank you. Homework was beginning to bore me and this was just the break I needed. Forever in your debt! Now excuse me… I must barf.
ok – i really have to stop reading this while i’m at work!!!
deirdre
Too graphic?